I love animals but the guy in the documentary was kinda trippin.
cutns: Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart GIVE ME
I'm in the kitchen washing dishes when my roommate comes running in with a sandal in her hands.
Roommate: Dena what the fuck are you doing?
Me: the dishes?
Roommate: I thought you were a burglar.
Me: a burglar who does the dishes before burgling a house?
Roommate: you never know.
Me: why a sandal of all things? Gonna beat him to death with your flip flop?
Roommate: if he's Hispanic he will fear the flip flop